As Skoryy Lovok seems to be our greatest fan these days, we thought we’d include a couple of photos of him so you can all see what he looks like:
Come to think of it, he’s our only fan these days – what have we done to upset everyone else? Why does no-one else comment on our blog? In particular, what’s happened to all the female contributors – are we no longer attractive to females?
PS Hal got it wrong, but he won’t confess – it wasn’t Shandy’s turn to be groomed tonight but mine. I thought I was safe, but Hal had lulled me into a false sense of security. And he won’t now admit that he was wrong – hence I’m having to write the update for today.